If you read regularly (hey, you three!), and if, in your regular reading, you noticed that Dave isn’t making his usual appearances, and if, noticing that, you thought to yourself, HEY, did they…?
Yes, we did.
If you want to know why, then just imagine the most horrible, scandalous, soul-ripping relationship atrocity ever committed. Now, multiply that by 100, and add some, like, barnyard animals, and a lot of screaming and hair-pulling and maybe a knife fight. Ok? Now you may as well just stick with whatever it is you’ve conjured up, because it is vastly more interesting than what actually happened.
Which is, we broke up. And then we ordered a pizza. And then, a couple hours later, I went home carrying my deodorant and toothbrush in a tote bag.
Ok, that's it. To make up for the total anticlimactic-ness of this post, here is a picture of some cactuses (or cacti) wearing hats.