Well, my new British friend: Welcome, and... uh, can I get more context, here? Whose penis disappeared? And in what capacity? Are you writing in as a curious hypothesizer? As the victim of a disappeared peen? As the concerned friend of somebody with the aforementioned problem? Information, man! How can I help you if you won’t help me?!
Ah, well. Let me just say this: If, for instance, you sloughed off your trunks after a cold-water swim and discovered that your penis had disappeared, worry not. It will return. Slowly, and with hesitance at the prospect of being subjected to yet another icy plunge, but it will eventually be as it was before.
Caveat to the above: If the aforementioned swim was in open water, better check again for bite marks and/or trauma to the area, just to be sure that it wasn’t eaten by a shark.
Caveat to the caveat: If you are searching as a victim of a disappeared peen, and you haven’t been swimming – that is, if you woke up this morning to discovered that your penis had simply winked out of existence – you should probably go to the emergency room.
Question in followup to the caveat: Is it only the penis? Or have the balls disappeared, too?
Note to self: I’ve really got to stop writing about dicks.
4 comments:
No please don't stop - it's too entertaining.
HA!! How perfect. My Word Verification is "ypain"
I agree with Lollie. Your penis encounters are too funny to stop.
Do you think your british friend might have been searching for something about "Orlando" by Virginia Woolf?
You laugh, but apparently there is a big issue in certain parts of Africa, where men believe that witches can make their penises (penii?) disappear by shaking the men's hands. Then these so-called witches are lynched by the community.
Unclear if the men are ever called upon to demonstrate their missing penis.
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