This article from the NYT is very informative and well-researched. It documents some of the oddities that live in the deep, dark, sun-bereft depths of the ocean, and it’s very important that we read it, and that we devote time and consideration to the extraordinary discoveries these scientists have made, and that we eventually understand the intricate biology of these undersea creatures.

And then, perhaps, somebody can explain what Steven Tyler is doing in the photo spread.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.