Numbers

Jobs applied for between September 20 and November 31: 50+
Jobs heard back from: 2
Potential employers who replied only to tell me that I "did not meet qualifications": 1
Potential employers who replied to offer me a job within 30 minutes of receipt of application: 1
Interest factor of offered job on a scale of 1 to 10: 0
Level of desperation for any job, regardless of interest factor, on a scale of 1 to 10: 11
Time it took to accept offered job: < 5 seconds
Hours worked on Tuesday: 11
% of those hours spent wanting to pull my hair out: 100
Ratio of hours spent feeling lucky to have a job : hours spent feeling relieved that job only lasts 5 weeks: 1:1
Time of Wednesday departure for Thanksgiving at in-laws: 4:00am
Time of arrival: 3:00pm
Minutes after arrival that sister-in-law announced her pregnancy: 3
Minutes spent jumping around and squealing, approximately: 1 million
Drinks consumed over next four days: 30
% of above drinks consumed before 11am: 5
Drinks consumed based on rationale that pregnant sister-in-law cannot have alcohol and that I must therefore drink for her: 10
% of stay at in-laws of which memory has been obliterated by alcohol consumption/food coma: 50
% of stay at in-laws spent fending off father-in-law's derogatory comments about my hat: 25
Time of Sunday departure from in-laws: 10:00am
States passed through: 7
States in which it rained endlessly: 7
States in which endless rain was accompanied by terrible smells: 1
Odds that terrible-smelling state will always be New Jersey: 100:1
Hours of driving, anticipated: 10
Hours of driving, actual: 13
Hours driven by Brad: 9
Hours driven by Brad from the backseat: 4
Time of arrival in NYC: 11:00pm
Level of exhaustion: unfathomable.

(Y'know, just in case anyone wondered why I haven't been blogging.)