Soon I will corrupt all your youth.

Last week, when I mentioned a special, secret, non-divulge-able project as the reason for my absence from Pink India Ink, what I really meant was this: I could not write here, because I was auditioning to write elsewhere.

And now, I can run up and down the stairs screaming announce with professionalism and gravitas that I got the job.

Wheeeeeeeee!

Starting this week, I’ll be writing for SparkLife (which is, as far as I can tell, sort of like the beer-swilling, squirrel-trapping, fun-loving cousin of B&N’s SparkNotes.) I'll still be posting here too, of course, but if things seem quiet 'round these parts, or if you love my writing so much that you feel you MUST have more of it, head on over to SN for some totally insightful commentary about topics of great national importance.

AND still to come: More fun news from the front lines of my endless, slow-walking, face-planting campaign to be given secure employment.