Comments on pink india ink: This shit is bananas

Here's my two cents. Make a tiny sign out of...

2011-08-23T05:14:21.142+02:00

Here's my two cents.

Make a tiny sign out of a post-it and a toothpick saying "You're trespassing." Let Hurley take his doggy poo and then Insert and lay in wait.

How about "Shit Happenstance" for a post...

2011-08-19T07:52:28.390+02:00

How about "Shit Happenstance" for a post title? Are you sure it's the same (old) shit or perhaps there are other possibilities you haven't considered? Which is not to say that you aren't probably right that some retentive neighbor isn't shit shifting...I'm new to your blog but these latest posts make it seem as if there's a lot of migrating going on here...Careful if it's a neighbor 'cause unless they've a fetish they must feel righteously indignant AND they're a bit weird. Bad combo. No shit. Large Louie

HAHAHAHAH please follow this up with what happens....

2011-08-14T23:17:52.597+02:00

HAHAHAHAH
please follow this up with what happens.

That is seriously random. I like you're idea ...

2011-08-14T03:57:28.500+02:00

That is seriously random. I like you're idea of laying in wait for the poop-shifter; at least then you'll know a) where they come from, and b) how scary they look before you confront them. But I have to say that although that idea might be more effective, the tiny suitcase and passport cracked me up.

Either way, good luck with it.

I vote for the tiny suitcase and passport strategy...

2011-08-10T16:30:39.991+02:00

I vote for the tiny suitcase and passport strategy. Take it a step further and stamp the passport as having the turd originate it's trip in the side yard, making a short business stop on the porch stairs, and finally, returning to the side yard, exhausted I'm sure. In the front flap you could include a picture of the turd (maybe include the Waldo scarf here)and an approximate weight of four or so ounces. Fill the suitcase with all sorts of weird shit like a tiny foil wrapped ham sandwich, a tiny copy of "War and Peace" or even better, "Everybody Poops," a tiny pair of boxer shorts, a tiny switchblade, a tiny pack of Pall Malls, and a tiny night view picture of someone's bedroom window lit from inside.

I think you'll get your point across, no?

is it possible that they're confused about whe...

2011-08-10T05:25:07.596+02:00

is it possible that they're confused about where their yard ends?

I don't care, this 'shit' cracked me up.

that dude needs to be redirect. it's YOUR FUCK...

2011-08-05T01:24:49.013+02:00

that dude needs to be redirect. it's YOUR FUCKING LAWN.

have i got this right, - someone is moving it from...

2011-08-05T01:19:48.892+02:00

have i got this right, - someone is moving it from one part of YOUR lawn to YOUR porch?